Today Connor searched up on google the question, "why is Amanda so stupid." I took it upon myself to ponder this question, and why is CONNOR so dumb anyway? I know that nobody is perfect, but dear god, Connor exceeds those very words. He is a perfect idiot.

Reasons why Connor is stupid:

1. He spends like five hours on his toilet, daily.
2. He searches things like , "feminist scream singing" and "Penisland" on google and actually finds things
3. He likes pineapple juice like ????????
4. He literally fights with his cat
5. And frequently loses
6. He drinks sriracha and puts it on actually everything and then he is surprised when it tastes awful.
7. He once got stuck in his car because he was in the wrong gear and his keys wouldn't come out.